Alfs 5:25 Tue Apr 12
You now own West Ham....
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What's your business plan for the next 12 months?
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gph
8:08 Tue Apr 12
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*gives it to Alfs*
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Rossal
9:09 Tue Apr 12
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Sack Karen Brady
Implement a top recruiting team
Invest heavily in the squad
Give Declan Rice whatever he wants to say and sign a new contract
Build a new training ground
Look to redesign the stadium configuration
Implement a SAB which includes members of Hammers United
that should be enough to keep me busy for 12 moonths....
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cup of tea
9:39 Tue Apr 12
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Lend the club my own money and charge interest at a high level to make more money and sell all high value playing staff for a massive profit then buy a new yacht and stay in the Carribbean
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BRANDED
9:53 Tue Apr 12
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I’d walk into the changing room and say “ you lot are proper under performing, particularly on the wages you’re on. Fuck off now we’re going to buy some proper footballers”.
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only1billybonds
11:46 Tue Apr 12
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Sell it to a couple of porn spivs.
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Cor Blimey
11:49 Tue Apr 12
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Ask if anyone has ever seen or heard from Rob Newman.
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scouse kid
12:09 Tue Apr 12
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Get a high end brass in to replace Brady
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Pi Alpha Nu
12:31 Tue Apr 12
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Find out what has happened to Mr Moon.
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Side of Ham
12:37 Tue Apr 12
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In tribute to our wonderful previous porn baron owners I’d donate it to onlyfans so you’ll all be very pleased with me……
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,
12:39 Tue Apr 12
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I would immediately liquefy all my assets and hand over the money for the running of the club by the people of this Board.
I am sure that the money will be well spent due to the levels of expertise we have in coaching, player acquisition, tactics etc.
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Mr Kenzo
12:40 Tue Apr 12
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A better range of flavoured popcorn
Put the Rib Man in charge of the Catering
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eusebiovic
1:30 Tue Apr 12
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I would hand our outgoing chairman a golden handshake voucher which would enable him to purchase a three piece suite from a reputable furniture maker rather than allow him to spend a fortune on something gaudy which looks like he picked it up from the Land of Leather...
We all know how much he loves a bargain and some genuine value for money
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Russ of the BML
1:59 Tue Apr 12
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Rossal 9:09 Tue Apr 12
Just about sums it up for me.
Part of the recruitment team would be first to find out what Newman has been doing? You may find he's been busting a gut and being ignored by Moyes and G&S. It may be you don't need a recruitment team.
But, yeah, all of what you said.
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arsegrapes
1:59 Tue Apr 12
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No I don't
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stewey
2:02 Tue Apr 12
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Knock it out to a camel jockey for a huge inflated price
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scott_d
2:19 Tue Apr 12
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I would implement a 10-point pledge on how I plan to make everything much better and hope that in 10 years time no-one remembers what was on it.
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Irish Hammer
2:25 Tue Apr 12
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Employ Karen
Brady’s daughter as
My personal assistant. With uniform strictly stiletto heels, Mini skirts and no bra
After that I couldn’t give a shit what goes on
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Takashi Miike
2:40 Tue Apr 12
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cut ties to all the ITK puppets and propagandists, especially that fat slug whetstone. bring in worrall, lingard, a striker that threatens antonio's starting place and also recruit a genuine young left back as a future replacement for cresswell. much of what we do will depend on europe, and if declan's gone. what must not happen if he does disappear, is jarrod following him out the door
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yngwies Cat
2:50 Tue Apr 12
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Bring back the Hammerets.
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Raymond Reddington
2:57 Tue Apr 12
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Give diop & masuaku new 5yr deals
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